From Quotable to Cliché in Ten Days or Less
As the newly crowned King of the United States, I’m going to tell you how we’re going to fix this whole economic mess, but first I want to take just a couple of seconds to announce that I’m banning all sentence constructions that involve the use of both “Wall St.” and “Main St.”
So as not to leave anybody in the lurch, I’ll note that “Walnut Ln.” and “Maple Dr.” are still available.


