Monday June 02, 2008 at 11:19


Monday June 02, 2008 at 8:32

“If you have anything to take in a bottle, pass it around; a man who drinks by himself in such a case is lost to all human feeling.”

— Stagecoach etiquette for 19th-century trips into Steamboat Springs, Colorado (via Leslie Kehmeier, “The ‘Boat,” Bicycle Geography)

Sunday June 01, 2008 at 17:30

—Stephanie Echols, “Scream”
—Stephanie Echols, “Scream”

Friday May 30, 2008 at 13:58

“I have to ask myself, can I explain it to my 11-year-old daughter? I’d have considerable difficulty.”

— Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), talking about Al Franken’s satirical piece “Porn-O-Rama!” in Playboy, published eight years ago (source, via)

I’d like to see the difficulty you’d have explaining to your wife why you were trying to discuss the pornographic contents of a Playboy article with your 11-year-old daughter.

Thursday May 29, 2008 at 15:53

Dear Liza, Dear Liza

Just got back to my desk and saw on the caller ID that the HR manager tried to call me. He also sent an e-mail: “call me.” I called and he said that the director of finance needs to see me and asked if the HR manager could track me down. I went back to the director of finance’s office and she said that she gave an envelope to my boss for me. Which he had given me at the start of the meeting I was in when the HR manager tried to call me.

I guess I should be thankful that at no point were ponies engaged in the delivery of my message.

Tuesday May 27, 2008 at 15:47

Slogan Seeking Sleeveless Shirt

You’re not trash to me.

Friday May 23, 2008 at 12:00

“I can tell we live in a patriarchal society because in a matriarchal one the man’s pill would make him infertile and the woman’s pill would threaten to give her a four-hour orgasm.”

— Kevin Guilfoile, in Guilfoile and John Warner, “The Bitterest Pill,” The Morning News, May 13, 2008

Sunday May 18, 2008 at 7:28

Realty or Porn?

Phrases on yard signs in my neighborhood:

  • I’m gorgeous inside!
  • See my virtual tour online
  • Sparkling pool!
  • For sale
  • I show like a model!

Friday May 16, 2008 at 18:18

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I know that for about 15 years, there was probably no one who wrote more great pop songs than you guys, Chris and Glenn, but $45 for a space to stand?!

Friday May 16, 2008 at 17:36

Charles Grandison Finney
“The structure of [Finney’s] mind is altogether    peculiar. The logical faculty is developed in an unusual degree,    and hence there is a tendency to argument in excess. He reasons on    and to the extreme of redundancy, often laboring to explain that    which requires no further explanation, and needs no further proof.    He is, moreover, strongly addicted to the metaphysical and    analytical, and hence whatever he touches becomes more or less    arrayed in a dialectical costume. These peculiarities might, at    first sight, seem somewhat to unfit him for pulpit labor among the    million; but it is otherwise: he succeeds either through or in    spite of them.”
— John Campbell, 1851, quoted in G. Frederick Wright, “A Biography of Charles Grandison Finney,” 1891

Charles Grandison Finney

“The structure of [Finney’s] mind is altogether peculiar. The logical faculty is developed in an unusual degree, and hence there is a tendency to argument in excess. He reasons on and to the extreme of redundancy, often laboring to explain that which requires no further explanation, and needs no further proof. He is, moreover, strongly addicted to the metaphysical and analytical, and hence whatever he touches becomes more or less arrayed in a dialectical costume. These peculiarities might, at first sight, seem somewhat to unfit him for pulpit labor among the million; but it is otherwise: he succeeds either through or in spite of them.”

— John Campbell, 1851, quoted in G. Frederick Wright, “A Biography of Charles Grandison Finney,” 1891

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