Follow Friday
So, who are the three Twitter people who aren’t currently following you, but who you wish were?
I don’t know their exact names but they are, in order of preference:
1. Somebody who I could turn around and hug whenever I needed one. Maybe somebody slightly doughy?
2. Somebody who carries substantial amounts of firearms, a sociopathic streak, and a willngness to take on my grudges as her own.
3. Somebody who gets me and my stuff, man. But doesn’t feel the need to mention it to more than a couple thousand of their closest friends.
Yeah, it was an awesome day. Why’d you ask?
