Friday February 22, 2008 at 12:21

“When you go out into the world, remember that you will stumble, you will fall, you will get up, you may fall again—but you will still get up, because you are first a graduate of this University, and second a debtor to Fannie Mae—and you will never be able to afford not to work. For those who are interested, there are Capitol One Visa applications available in the rotunda.”

— Andrew Womack, commencement-speech advice, May 4, 2006, in “A Word of Advice by The Writers,” The Morning News