Monday March 17, 2008 at 12:42

Lines from Songs My Four-Year-Old Likes

but that if I were a better parent, I wouldn’t let him listen to:

  • You want to know if I’m moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein’ a litterbug?
  • Then I see it’s a pimp and his crack whore
  • Then there’s those other things / Which for several reasons we won’t mention / Everything about them is a little bit stranger / A little bit harder / A little bit deadly
  • Look I’m standing naked before you / Don’t you want more then my sex
  • My name is “Sue” / How do you do / Now you’re gonna die
  • You take me by the heart / When you take me by the hand